blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

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wartoothandnail:

gaypee:

skullslayer:

gaypee:

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uehhe toki look inside of yor basket. gess wats yors in suhc a crapy mood u hev ladys tampoons unside of it and you buy them for yorself go hav a conversation with all tha ladys and tell them yor problems

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YOU a lady skwisgaar

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the-book-ferret:

This one. I like this story. I’m a pirate ferret!

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kirrys:

Dios De Los Muertos Thresh!

LMAO my ingame screenshot mockups are laughably horrible. But hopefully, you are enchanted as much as I am by the idea of a happy mariachi skeleton band.

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guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

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loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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aquasplendens:

realitymonster:

hypeangel:

Pew!

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I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ON TV! So the little thing he’s spitting out is a type of plankton that emits a light when it’s threatened by predators. So, the tetra ate it, and it felt threatened, so it emitted this light which the tetra didn’t like (aka didn’t want to be spotted by other predators at night) so it spat it out!

aquasplendens:

realitymonster:

hypeangel:

Pew!

wat

I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ON TV!
So the little thing he’s spitting out is a type of plankton that emits a light when it’s threatened by predators. So, the tetra ate it, and it felt threatened, so it emitted this light which the tetra didn’t like (aka didn’t want to be spotted by other predators at night) so it spat it out!

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irisnectar:

From the exhibit Drinking on the Job by Neck Face

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